ETF
ETH RESCUE PROTOCOL

Ethereum Theft Fund
Counter the sell-pressure.

Because of the ETH Foundation fuckery and constant selling, we’re responding the crypto-punk way. $ETF takes a small tax on volume, streams rewards to holders, and channels a treasury cut to buy back ETH for a growing community treasury—then routes that strength back into the broader Ethereum ecosystem.

Enter The CountertradeHow it Works
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NO GODS. NO MASTERS. JUST MATH.STREAM → BUYBACK → TREASURY → ECOSYSTEMCOUNTERING SELL PRESSURE SINCE DAY ONE$ETF: 1% BURN · 2% STREAM · 2% TREASURYNO GODS. NO MASTERS. JUST MATH.STREAM → BUYBACK → TREASURY → ECOSYSTEMCOUNTERING SELL PRESSURE SINCE DAY ONE$ETF: 1% BURN · 2% STREAM · 2% TREASURY

How it works

Every transfer applies a tiny programmable tax. … burn tightens supply, … streams to holders via an intergrated auto-compounding mechanism, and … feeds the treasury to buy back ETH. The result: a constant counter-trade loop aimed at neutralizing sell pressure and strengthening Ethereum’s grassroots.

  • Gasless rewards (no claim tx).
  • Transparent on-chain treasury flow, focused on ETH buybacks.
Treasury: 0x…

STREAM

Auto-compounding rewards via global multiplier; no claim button needed.

BUYBACK

Treasury accumulates to buy ETH during sell-pressure cycles.

BURN

1% burn dials supply down, amplifying the buyback loop.

Ready to counter the dump?

Grab some $ETF, auto compound it and let the loop spin: tax → stream → buyback → repeat.

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